I Love Dreams
January 7, 2007
Last night I dreamt that I was in Snowy Hockey City with J and his mistress and we were cooking waffles and his mistress (who would NOT STOP TALKING) climbed into the microwave to heat her waffle. I didn’t think much of this until J followed her in and I cooked them for 43 seconds.

Can’t Take the Heat
January 7, 2007
So, yeah, I’ve been frequenting this writing site again after a long hiatus and it seems that the people who read and rate my writing there just can’t take the heat. I mean, come on now, one star? Clearly I’m too artsy and avant guard for them.
Right?